Deer Dear by Kate Micucci

Dear Deer by Kate Micucci

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Dear deer

I am writing you a letter
In the hopes that you’ll know better
C

Not to go in the woods in Pennsylvania

G C
‘Cause my dad’s in a tree waiting to kill ya

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Just be warned

G
Some say
Dream until tomorrow
That’ll wash away your sorrow
C

But I’m telling you to not sleep with your eyes closed

G C
If you do you’ll end up sitting in a pot roast

G
It’s not fair

Gdim
Some say Pennsylvania’s sunny
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But I prefer to say it’s gunny

C
Okay maybe that’s not funny

F
But either way it’s way too punny

F
I know

G
Okay

G
Dear deer
New Jersey just might suit you
Because there they cannot shoot you
C

But the exit signs and turnpikes are just not fun

G C
But better than a man holding a shotgun

G
Don’t you think?

Gdim

I’m just writing to remind you

E7
That an orange man will find you

C
And sneak up right behind you

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To seal the fate that’s been assigned to you

G
Just know
That your population is shrinking

C
And the Pennsylvania thinking is just backwards

G C
It’ll leave you cold and melted on a placard
G

It’s not fair

Gdim
Deer I hope that you can hear me

E7
‘Cause I think of you so dearly

C
So I’ll write each sentence clearly

F G
And I’ll sign it with sincerely,

*strum pattern
K-A-T-E

C
Kate!

*strum pattern

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8 Comments

  1. Cemetary Helicopter February 14th, 2009 7:32 am

    Hmm, what is that stuff on the top? And why are the Chords not centered correctly?

  2. Woodshed February 14th, 2009 10:54 am

    I’ve got rid of the stuff at the top. WordPress doesn’t let you put in a load of blank spaces. It’s better to create a text file of some sort and upload it.

  3. tobilco June 5th, 2009 4:00 am

    nice one (:

  4. Carlos August 10th, 2009 5:11 am

    thanks!
    can you show me the gdim and e7 diagrams?

    ;O

  5. Ethan September 11th, 2009 12:37 am

    Yeah your bridge chords are wrong.
    >it should be
    Dm – 2210
    Bdim – 1212
    Fmaj – 5553

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  8. zudes January 22nd, 2011 8:15 am

    Thanks for the chords. What’s the strumming pattern for this song?

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