Dear Deer by Kate Micucci
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Dear deer
I am writing you a letter
In the hopes that you’ll know better
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Not to go in the woods in Pennsylvania
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‘Cause my dad’s in a tree waiting to kill ya
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Just be warned
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Some say
Dream until tomorrow
That’ll wash away your sorrow
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But I’m telling you to not sleep with your eyes closed
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If you do you’ll end up sitting in a pot roast
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It’s not fair
Gdim
Some say Pennsylvania’s sunny
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But I prefer to say it’s gunny
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Okay maybe that’s not funny
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But either way it’s way too punny
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I know
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Okay
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Dear deer
New Jersey just might suit you
Because there they cannot shoot you
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But the exit signs and turnpikes are just not fun
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But better than a man holding a shotgun
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Don’t you think?
Gdim
I’m just writing to remind you
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That an orange man will find you
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And sneak up right behind you
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To seal the fate that’s been assigned to you
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Just know
That your population is shrinking
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And the Pennsylvania thinking is just backwards
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It’ll leave you cold and melted on a placard
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It’s not fair
Gdim
Deer I hope that you can hear me
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‘Cause I think of you so dearly
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So I’ll write each sentence clearly
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And I’ll sign it with sincerely,
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K-A-T-E
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Kate!
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Hmm, what is that stuff on the top? And why are the Chords not centered correctly?