Dear Deer by Kate Micucci
G
Dear deer
I am writing you a letter
In the hopes that you’ll know better
C
Not to go in the woods in Pennsylvania
G C
‘Cause my dad’s in a tree waiting to kill ya
G
Just be warned
G
Some say
Dream until tomorrow
That’ll wash away your sorrow
C
But I’m telling you to not sleep with your eyes closed
G C
If you do you’ll end up sitting in a pot roast
G
It’s not fair
Gdim
Some say Pennsylvania’s sunny
E7
But I prefer to say it’s gunny
C
Okay maybe that’s not funny
F
But either way it’s way too punny
F
I know
G
Okay
G
Dear deer
New Jersey just might suit you
Because there they cannot shoot you
C
But the exit signs and turnpikes are just not fun
G C
But better than a man holding a shotgun
G
Don’t you think?
Gdim
I’m just writing to remind you
E7
That an orange man will find you
C
And sneak up right behind you
F G
To seal the fate that’s been assigned to you
G
Just know
That your population is shrinking
C
And the Pennsylvania thinking is just backwards
G C
It’ll leave you cold and melted on a placard
G
It’s not fair
Gdim
Deer I hope that you can hear me
E7
‘Cause I think of you so dearly
C
So I’ll write each sentence clearly
F G
And I’ll sign it with sincerely,
*strum pattern
K-A-T-E
C
Kate!
*strum pattern
A—————–2-
E————3——-
C——2————-
G–4—————–
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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7 responses so far ↓
1 Cemetary Helicopter // Feb 14, 2009 at 7:32 am
Hmm, what is that stuff on the top? And why are the Chords not centered correctly?
2 Woodshed // Feb 14, 2009 at 10:54 am
I’ve got rid of the stuff at the top. Wordpress doesn’t let you put in a load of blank spaces. It’s better to create a text file of some sort and upload it.
3 tobilco // Jun 5, 2009 at 4:00 am
nice one (:
4 Carlos // Aug 10, 2009 at 5:11 am
thanks!
can you show me the gdim and e7 diagrams?
;O
5 Ethan // Sep 11, 2009 at 12:37 am
Yeah your bridge chords are wrong.
>it should be
Dm – 2210
Bdim – 1212
Fmaj – 5553
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