Boy Seeks Ukulele
October 8, 2008 · Print This Article
Uke obsessive WLTM ukulele for long nights of making sweet music together.
Me: Has been playing the field with cheap and easy types and is looking for something more serious.
You: Tired of being left on the shelf.
Me: Handsome as the devil.
You: Petite, long neck and curvy body.
Me: Laid back.
You: Highly strung.
Me: Has to have it first thing in the morning and last thing at night.
You: Likes it rough sometimes.
Me: GSOH
You: GOTOH
Me: From a drab island of drizzle.
You: From an exotic, sun-kissed island.
Me: I promise to rub you down when we’ve got sweaty.
Colour and age not important so long as you’re in good shape.
If you know the right ukulele for me, leave a comment. And if you know any girls that fit that description, do likewise.
If this is your first visit here, you can find the chords/tab in those posts by clicking on the song title in red.
for some reason, this springs to mind
zym: This is by far my favourite slice of Crenshaw.
am i the only one who will never loook at soundholes the same way again?
cbf: Am I the only one who wants to start playing bass?
Cardboardfrog - I’ll not be able to look at them in the same way either! lol. The mind just boggles Woody (couldn’t resist, sorry!)
This made me giggle.
I must say, as an aside, I find it rather awesome having a boyfriend that lays in bed with me and plays ukulele. It’s, like, my second most favorite thing to do.
Don’t know if you realised but.. ukuleles have nuts
Awwwww Isaac!
Come on man!
……….hehehehehe
I’d like to submit my ad to your Ukulele Matchmaking site as well.
Me: Laid back and easily distracted
You: Not very bright but, lovely and mellow
Me: Always in the mood to play
You: Solid wood
I’m looking to finger your neck, pluck you gently and strum you hard.
Please reply to Box 34 if you think you have the right instrument for my affections.
I’ve had my eye on the Koaloha Pineapple Sunday. Alas, my meager wages as a public servant makes the $1500 investment seem unlikely.
Solid wood with mellow, rounded tones seeks complimentary number. Must have Excellent finger picking technique, a range of styles to offer and the ability to sing along to my tune. I’m easy to travel with and with pretty inlays, how about you?
..Must prepared to be picked up at 2 in the morning when im drunk…
“Colour and age not important so long as you’re in good shape.”
Right on.
That is all.
Jodi: Playing it in bed is definitely one of the big joys of the uke.
Isaac and Nelson: LMAO. They have one nut. Just like Hitler.
Zoe: Oh man, a ukulele matchmaking site would be a great idea. People send in their requirements and we match them up with the perfect ukulele.
Emily #1: I’m really tempted by the KoAloha Sceptre. So sexy. I’m going to be severely tempted the next time MGM puts one up.
Emily #2: I really need to get an inlay or two (tattoos, right?). The only trouble is I change my mind too often. I just know that two days after I get one, I’ll start to hate it.
zym: zym 2.0 not put an end to that sort of thing?
Pam: I’ve got a crush on an older woman I always pass and exchange grins with when I’m out running. That is all.
What a charmer, eh ladies?
zym: What the fuck did I do? [/Baltimore accent]