Ukulele Christmas List: KoAloha, Charnago, World Peace

Dear Santa,

I’ve been ever such a good boy this year and if your list says an different it must be an administrative error because the police station was on fire when I got there.

So here’s the stuff I want:

A tenor KoAloha Sceptre (or at least a concert koa ukulele).

Ukulele Hero T-Shirt – now gone forever. As an alternative, I’ll go for this one.

A Charango aka the Bolivian super-ukulele.

Whatever this is.

A re-up Anne’s video of her Lanikai ukulele review.

A chicken finger shaped like a rabbit.

A ukulele necklace.

An unplayable Ukelin.

The immediate arrest of everyone who inaccurately labels African MP3s ‘Reggae’.

A tacky ukulele Christmas ornament.

eBay to ban people using the words ‘Martin’ and ‘ukulele’ in the title of items that aren’t Martin ukuleles. I don’t care if it’s ‘like Martin’, ‘has Martin strings’ or is a Martin Rival.

Thanks, Dude.


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  1. Allison December 12th, 2008 3:46 pm

    I’m heartbroken the Ukulele Hero tee shirt seems to no longer be available. It was on my Christmas list too!!!

  2. Zak December 12th, 2008 10:25 pm

    No….Ukulele Hero…..Shirts…. WWHHHYYYY?!?!?
    I wanted one for my birthday!!!

    Well….at least new Flight of the Conchords video from
    featuring a Lanikai Ukulele ( at the end of the video, but the whole thing is worth watching.)
    Fish Tacos and FOTC

  3. Woodshed December 14th, 2008 8:03 am

    Zak: Thanks very much for the link to the video. I love those guys.

  4. Zak December 14th, 2008 2:41 pm

    No Problem

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