Ukulele Christmas List: KoAloha, Charnago, World Peace

Dear Santa,

I’ve been ever such a good boy this year and if your list says an different it must be an administrative error because the police station was on fire when I got there.

So here’s the stuff I want:

A tenor KoAloha Sceptre (or at least a concert koa ukulele).

Ukulele Hero T-Shirt – now gone forever. As an alternative, I’ll go for this one.

A Charango aka the Bolivian super-ukulele.

Whatever this is.

A re-up Anne’s video of her Lanikai ukulele review.

A chicken finger shaped like a rabbit.

A ukulele necklace.

An unplayable Ukelin.

The immediate arrest of everyone who inaccurately labels African MP3s ‘Reggae’.

A tacky ukulele Christmas ornament.

eBay to ban people using the words ‘Martin’ and ‘ukulele’ in the title of items that aren’t Martin ukuleles. I don’t care if it’s ‘like Martin’, ‘has Martin strings’ or is a Martin Rival.

Thanks, Dude.

Al

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