I’ve been ever such a good boy this year and if your list says an different it must be an administrative error because the police station was on fire when I got there.
So here’s the stuff I want:
A Charango aka the Bolivian super-ukulele.
Whatever this is.
A re-up Anne’s video of her Lanikai ukulele review.
A chicken finger shaped like a rabbit.
A ukulele necklace.
An unplayable Ukelin.
The immediate arrest of everyone who inaccurately labels African MP3s ‘Reggae’.
A tacky ukulele Christmas ornament.
eBay to ban people using the words ‘Martin’ and ‘ukulele’ in the title of items that aren’t Martin ukuleles. I don’t care if it’s ‘like Martin’, ‘has Martin strings’ or is a Martin Rival.