Often seen as merely a , New York Times best-selling author with a huge YouTube following,
John Green’s lasting legacy will certainly be the videos of him semi-competently playing FIFA ’11 as Swindon Town on his brother’s YouTube channel. It must really annoy him that he won a Printz Award for his spare-time work while his magnum opus goes unrecognised.
But no great work goes unrecognised on this blog. So I hastily cobbled together a medley of Swoodilypooper goal songs. In the spirit of the game, they’re with heart rather than skill.
French the Lalalalalana
I didn’t include Lallana’s song in the medley because the minimum goal frequency for inclusion is, “occasionally”. But if you’re more lax you can play it like this.