Oct/8/08
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Boy Seeks Ukulele

Uke obsessive WLTM ukulele for long nights of making sweet music together.

Me: Has been playing the field with cheap and easy types and is looking for something more serious.

You: Tired of being left on the shelf.

Me: Handsome as the devil.

You: Petite, long neck and curvy body.

Me: Laid back.

You: Highly strung.

Me: Has to have it first thing in the morning and last thing at night.

You: Likes it rough sometimes.

Me: GSOH

You: GOTOH

Me: From a drab island of drizzle.

You: From an exotic, sun-kissed island.

Me: I promise to rub you down when we’ve got sweaty.

Colour and age not important so long as you’re in good shape.

If you know the right ukulele for me, leave a comment. And if you know any girls that fit that description, do likewise.

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  1. zym October 8th, 2008 6:22 pm

    for some reason, this springs to mind

  2. Woodshed October 8th, 2008 7:28 pm

    zym: This is by far my favourite slice of Crenshaw.

  3. Cardboardfrog October 8th, 2008 7:47 pm

    am i the only one who will never loook at soundholes the same way again?

  4. Woodshed October 8th, 2008 7:53 pm

    cbf: Am I the only one who wants to start playing bass?

  5. Olly October 8th, 2008 8:11 pm

    Cardboardfrog – I’ll not be able to look at them in the same way either! lol. The mind just boggles Woody (couldn’t resist, sorry!)

  6. Jodi October 8th, 2008 10:12 pm

    This made me giggle.
    I must say, as an aside, I find it rather awesome having a boyfriend that lays in bed with me and plays ukulele. It’s, like, my second most favorite thing to do.

  7. Isaac October 9th, 2008 12:37 am

    Don’t know if you realised but.. ukuleles have nuts

  8. Nelson October 9th, 2008 2:36 pm

    Awwwww Isaac!
    Come on man!
    ……….hehehehehe

  9. Ukulelezo October 9th, 2008 5:55 pm

    I’d like to submit my ad to your Ukulele Matchmaking site as well.

    Me: Laid back and easily distracted
    You: Not very bright but, lovely and mellow
    Me: Always in the mood to play
    You: Solid wood

    I’m looking to finger your neck, pluck you gently and strum you hard.

    Please reply to Box 34 if you think you have the right instrument for my affections.

  10. Emily October 9th, 2008 6:14 pm

    I’ve had my eye on the Koaloha Pineapple Sunday. Alas, my meager wages as a public servant makes the $1500 investment seem unlikely.

  11. The other Emily October 10th, 2008 10:00 pm

    Solid wood with mellow, rounded tones seeks complimentary number. Must have Excellent finger picking technique, a range of styles to offer and the ability to sing along to my tune. I’m easy to travel with and with pretty inlays, how about you?

  12. zym October 10th, 2008 10:44 pm

    ..Must prepared to be picked up at 2 in the morning when im drunk…

  13. pam October 11th, 2008 1:30 am

    “Colour and age not important so long as you’re in good shape.”

    Right on.

    That is all.

  14. Woodshed October 11th, 2008 7:39 am

    Jodi: Playing it in bed is definitely one of the big joys of the uke.

    Isaac and Nelson: LMAO. They have one nut. Just like Hitler.

    Zoe: Oh man, a ukulele matchmaking site would be a great idea. People send in their requirements and we match them up with the perfect ukulele.

    Emily #1: I’m really tempted by the KoAloha Sceptre. So sexy. I’m going to be severely tempted the next time MGM puts one up.

    Emily #2: I really need to get an inlay or two (tattoos, right?). The only trouble is I change my mind too often. I just know that two days after I get one, I’ll start to hate it.

    zym: zym 2.0 not put an end to that sort of thing?

    Pam: I’ve got a crush on an older woman I always pass and exchange grins with when I’m out running. That is all.

  15. zym October 11th, 2008 11:50 pm

    What a charmer, eh ladies? ;)

  16. Woodshed October 12th, 2008 4:27 pm

    zym: What the fuck did I do? [/Baltimore accent]

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