Step 1: Wake up in the morning and feel around for your shoes.
Step 2: Learn the chords C, F and G7. Play four bars of C, two bars of F, two bars of C, a bar of G7, a bar of F and two bars of C. Repeat.
Step 3: Noodle around with the blues scale.
Step 5: Read How to Play Blues Ukulele.
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