Eric Idle – Fuck Christmas (Chords)

I know a lot of you will relate to this song more than most of the Christmas songs I’ve posted. And I think a lot of people will feel like this at some point. But if you’re still in the Christmas spirit it’s your last chance to pick up the new Christmas Ukulele 2 ebook at the pre-release price before the it goes up when Wednesday’s post is published.

While we’re fucking things, fuck tinkling pianos. It makes it a pain to work things out for uke. I’ve tried to make the chords a bit jazzy without too much messing around.

And since I’m dropping the less offensive F-bomb all over the shop, my favourite Christmas song title ever: Merry Christmas, I Fucked Your Snowman.

Suggested Strumming

You can use this pattern with a long first down strum as the main strum:

d – – – d u d u

Which sounds like this:

Strum MP3

Then I just use one down strum each for the Dm-Em11 move and the last two lines of the song.

Twiddly Bits

Here’s the little Jingle Bells intro for uke:

Which sounds like this:

Intro MP3

There’s a full version of Jingle Bells here

Buy the MP3