Kate Micucci & Ted (Scrubs) – Screw You (Tab & Chords)
February 1, 2009
Ted and The Gooch – Screw You (Chords)
When three of my favourite things – ukuleles, Scrubs and Kate Micucci – collide you know a chord sheet isn’t going to be far away. I’m probably going to have to wait months before the episode is shown over here, so It’ll have to be Screw You from the Ted and The Gooch webisode and became the Scrubs ukulele girl.
The song was originally called Fuck You when she did it with Riki Lindhome. I think the joke loses its bite with the clean-up. Swearing can still be beautiful.
The chords to the song are simple. But if you want to jazz it up with the picking, the intro goes something like this:
And the verses like this:
It looks like she’s using her thumb for the G and C strings and her index finger for the E and A strums (sometimes strumming up to hit both strings at the same time.
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how much do i quite simply love this song?
why a whole lot, thats how much!
good work mr woodshed
Wow, I just looked her up, and now I’m hooked. You’ve gotta do “Present Face” next christmas.
cbf: I still think she should have sworn ;)
Marlon: Good suggestion. Remind me closer the time.
[...] character of Stephanie Gooch (the Scrubs ukulele girl) is played by Kate Micucci. She’s been a comedy actor for a number of years having appeared [...]
[...] Ted is quite taken with another house musician, a pixie-like ukelele girl named Stephanie Gooch. She seems to like him, too, but he can’t get over his flop sweat and tragically dry mouth. J.D. and the Janitor call an intermittent truce (interrupted by Janitor occasionally throwing J.D.’s stuff out the window, or licking stuff he wants to eat) in order to help Ted grow confident. Eventually, he does, and they end up making beautiful music together. Like this. [...]
I like the newer concept and although it was an accident that I found it was on….
it doesn’t really matter much.
I love the ukele girl, one of the reasons a comedy doesn’t make it is if it doesn’t grow (Larry Linville from Mash all the way to Joey of Friends) and this one is definately evolving.
But, I can’t afford a box to get the new channels, so, dang.
Good bye TV.
Gonna be missing ya!
(but I really like the new ukele girl!)
boneman: I was getting a bit disillusioned with Scrubs in series 7. But Kate Micucci has single handedly turned that around.
So great!!! I <3 Kate Micucci.
What are the third and fourth chords in the chorus? It goes F – G – ? – ?
Found the PDF, sorry, nevermind.
Ukechick: Not as much as I do ;)
What’s that U shape in the tab mean?
Oh, probably a rest…. my bad : )
Dwight: It’s a tie – the note you’re playing carries on sounding.
So this is a really stupid question, but this is basically my first song, so excuse me. I’ve got all the picking bits, but how does the strumming for the chorus go? I just … can’t make it sound like her. Could you explain it in terms of like .. up/down or something? Sorry! :)
Bianca: Down, down, up, up, down should see you through.
Thank youuu!!! :D
I wish I didn’t find this.
I am now completely obsessed with Garfunkel and Oates :D
Jhube: They are hilarious. Keep a look out for Monday’s post.
Bianca: You’re welcome.
I love this song, i have one question though during the chorus they start strumming whats the pattern I cant seem to figure it out? Thanks!
uke4fun: Try d – d – - u d u
Where can I download this song? I’ve been looking everywhere and I can’t seem to find it…
Mary: I’m not sure about the Scrubs version, but you can get the original version on iTunes.
[...] And there are two bits of Micucci good news. She’s currently recording the next series of Scrubs and she will be playing at Uketober Fest in Griffith Park LA along with fellow Uke Hunt favourites: [...]