Garfunkel and Oates – Weed Card (Chords)

Garfunkel and Oates – Weed Card (Chords)

At the end of last year, Kate Micucci was the recipient of AV Club’s “She’s Everywhere” Award. With any luck, she’s going to be even more everywhere this year because Garfunkel and Oates have signed up with HBO to make a pilot (amid much talk of them filling the Flight of the Conchords role). If it ever makes it to a series – and I’m informed by an industry insider that G&O fit nicely with where HBO are going – I’m sure this one will be slotted in there.

Quick note on the chords: on the first G in the chorus, the uke plays G but the guitar plays G then F# in the bass. If you want to recreate that on the uke, slip in a Gmaj7 after the G.

Suggested Strumming

For the intro:

This strum is also used at the end of the chorus and the end of each section of the verses. Slowed down, it sounds like this.

Intro Strum


In the verse, start out with:

d u x

For the first D chord, then move on to:

u d u x

Put together and slowed down, they sound like this:

Verse Strum

On the A chord you can go wild with d u d u…. Until you get back to the intro strum.


For the chorus, one of these for each chord in the first two lines:

d – d u

Then a d – x on the Bm and on the F#m:

u – u d –

Together those two go like this:

Chorus Strum


And in the bridge section, you can do just up-strums on the off beats for the Dm chord. And a single down-strum each for E and F.

More Micucci

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Garfunkel and Oates – Present Face (Chords and Tab)
Garfunkel and Oates – Year End Letter (Chords)

Kate Micucci & Ted (Scrubs) – Screw You (Tab & Chords)
Kate Micucci & William H Macy – It’s Time to Get Laid (Chords)
Kate Micucci – Let Us Be Happy Together (Chords)
Kate Micucci/The Gooch – Mr Moon (Chords)

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  1. Tally May 4th, 2011 2:40 am

    As I am legit obsessed with Garfunkel and Oates (wouldn’t have started playing the uke if it wasn’t for Kate), and I have recently started watching Weeds (and smoking weed), I have to love you for this.


    (And the smoking weed thing was a joke.)

  2. Woodshed May 5th, 2011 8:12 am

    Tally: That’s another thing we can be grateful to Kate for.

  3. louie May 6th, 2011 10:10 pm

    IM IN THIS VIDEO!!!! Well the top of my head is, but still!! hahaha

  4. Woodshed May 7th, 2011 8:14 am

    louie: Now that’s a claim to fame!

  5. louie May 8th, 2011 4:39 am

    heck yah!!!

  6. Sam May 14th, 2011 11:42 pm

    Agh thank you for posting this! I have been slowly learning the ukulele for the past couple months, my friend stumbled across these guys. Perfect inspiration for all us uku players!

  7. Sam May 14th, 2011 11:50 pm

    Yay! I have been waiting for this tab! G&O is an inspiration to all of us uku players! Woot!

  8. Woodshed May 15th, 2011 11:17 am

    louie: Well, indeed.

    Sam: You’re welcome.

  9. Austin November 8th, 2011 12:05 am

    If not for Uke Hunt, I maybe would have never found out about Garfunkel and Oates, so a big thanks for that, and a bigger thanks for the great tabs and chords. :)

  10. Woodshed November 8th, 2011 8:43 am

    Austin: Very glad I could introduce you to them.

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