Cee Lo Green – F**k You (Chords)

Warning: Bad words abound.

Cee Lo Green – Fuck You (Chords)

I’ve resisted calls for posts on recent YouTube phenomenons Double Rainbow and Bed Intruder (because A Glorious Dawn is the pinnacle of autotune). But I had to do a post on Cee Lo Green’s new song. Partly because it’s packed with expletives (it’s not even the first time I’ve put up a song called Fuck You). But mostly because it’s a cracking tune and it’s finally given blokes their own I Will Survive-type break-up song.

Suggested Strumming

Here’s the strumming pattern I like to use for most of the song:

The only exception is the middle section where I just use one strum for most of the chords. At this stage, I should admit I’m not 100% sure of the chords in that section.

The guitar part works pretty well on the uke. Use these inversions of the chords:

And this strumming pattern:

Twiddly Bits

If you want to ape the bass/piano run-ups, try this:

Buy it on his website.

Requested by Larry.

Asylum Street Spankers, Penguin Cafe Orchestra: UkeTube

It my not look like it, but I do put some thought into the order of videos in the UkeTube posts. Usually I’ll switch the around a bit and come up with something that I feel flows well fairly quickly. But this week I couldn’t come up with anything I was satisfied with. I’ve even taken a few videos out to get things to work better. I’m still not happy, so watch them in any order you please.

The selection includes catchy tunes from April Smith and Bella Hemming; something more challenging from The Acorn and The Penguin Cafe Orchestra; and some UFO spotting from the Asylum Street Spankers (who I should include on this site far more often).

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Effects Pedals, Stradele, Blueberry: Ukulele Window Shopping

This week I’ve spent far too long surfing through demos of effects pedals – the stranger and filthier the better. Death By Audio have a range of interesting pedals. My favourite being the Robot (demo here). But I think my favourite at the moment is the WMD Geiger Counter (demo here).

On a more traditional note, this week’s uke-I-want-most is this Joel Ekhaus Stradelele.

An interesting pair of Regals: a very handsome P’MICo and a Wendall Hall TeeViola.

Some incredibly fancy wood work on this Blueberry tenor.

Photo: 30s Hawaii trio.

Bigfoot and Tiki: Friday Links

Two podcasts dedicated to the ukulele: WNYC talk to Tony ‘Mighty Uke’ Coleman and have a cracking session from Buke and Gass (along with the interesting info that Aron from the band used to design instruments for the Blue Man Group). The Shuffle chat to Ty Olopai and play a bunch of uke tracks (listen to Show #10-34 Hour 2 – August 21, 2010).

If you’ve been knocking around uke sites for a while, you might remember ukeclub.com which taught ukulele via cartoons of terrorists caving people’s faces in. Their new site Bigfoot and Tiki is rather less confrontational. That story starts here.

Jim D’Ville has a thought-provoking post about active listening. I’m definitely guilty of spending too much time listening to the voice(s) inside my head.

The Uke Battle.

Ukulele record falls short by 856. Awww bless.

“Musical Toy Guitar”.

Sophie Madeleine finds the name of Jake’s new album a little suspicious.

MP3s: Arborea have a free mp3 of their song Careless Love, Songs:Illinois has a lovely track from Datri Bean (ukulele and tuba not completely unknown of course), RockTantra have a ukulele mixtape (via Bossa), Eyes Wide Open have a track from Pepper Rabbit.

In the comments: Ukulelia‘s Gary has a few theories about the ukulele including, “the uke may be an especially good instrument for online videos because it’s easy to fit within the shot of a web cam.”

Pictures: Angry Natives ukulele, Sparkle Plenty Ukette, Malcolm Lowry’s rejected epitaph.

Kaki King – Falling Day (Tab)

Kaki King – Falling Day (Tab)

It’s refreshing to see one of the big stars picking up a ukulele and not doing a bit of gentle strumming but really ripping the shit out of it. And it’s even more satisfying when it’s someone as talented as Kaki King.

The last time we heard this tune it was a loose, instrumental jam. Since then it’s been tightened up, given lyrics and had the space-trumpet sorted out. Now it’s really rocking and is the lead single from Kaki King’s new one.

The good news: the fretting-hand part is dead easy. For half the song you’re just using it to prop up the neck. The bad news: everything else is a pain in the arse.

The Tuning

It’s in a very strange tuning:

E F# C# F#

Yes, that’s the tuning for a ukulele. Here are the notes.


Tuning Notes

All those are tuned down. The C-string is very low – making it sound rubbery and very hard to keep in tune. Kaki has troubles with this herself so don’t feel bad if you do.

The Time Signature

I’m not entirely sure, but the main riff makes most sense to me in 7/8 time (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6… 7, 8). I find the easiest way to count it is: 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3.

Here’s the main riff played slow:


Riff – Slow

And up to speed:


Riff – Fast

The song switches into 2/4 time (I think) at bars 10, 24 and 45.

The Picking

This is the toughest part of the tune. The pattern is a little tricky but the challenge is keeping it up. The picking is relentless and I feel sore by the time I get to the strumming section (which comes as a huge relief).

The main riff is picked (with old string names):

Thumb = g-string
Index = C-string
Middle = E-string
Ring = A-string

And in the 2/4 sections:

Thumb = C-string
Index = E-string
Middle = A-string

Jim Tranquada Interview: Ukulele History

I’m sure you’ll have read a few of those Tourist Board type potted histories of the ukulele. But they’ve always left me with tons of questions. So I decided to put those questions to someone who has looked into it properly.

Jim Tranquada has just completed a book on ukulele history that he and John King were working on at the time of his death. He’s also on the board of the Ukulele Hall of Fame, is great-great grandson of Augusto Diaz and, as you’re about to see, has some fascinating stuff to say about the ukulele.

I can’t think of a comprehensive ukulele history before. What was the impetus for embarking on it and how did you go about researching it?

A. Ten years ago, both John and I were pursuing our own research on opposite sides of the country, unaware that we were doing the same kind of work. John, trained as a classical guitarist, had published on the history of the guitar, and couldn’t understand why the same kind of serious research hadn’t been done on the ‘ukulele.

My impetus was curiosity about whether the family stories about my great-great grandfather, Augusto Dias, were true or not – that he was supposedly one of the Madeiran immigrants who introduced the ‘ukulele to Hawai’i. In January 2002, I stumbled onto John’s NALU Music site, immediately e-mailed him about the research I had been doing, and we quickly began a regular correspondence sharing our peculiar obsession.

I had already decided to try and write an article for the Hawaiian Journal of History, and John graciously agreed to join forces. As soon as that piece was finished, we both had the same idea: there’s a book in this. With a few honorable exceptions, including Jim Beloff’s pioneering book, most of the history published in print and online up to that point was a rehash of the same small group of secondary sources, plus an accretion of anecdote and speculation. We wanted to go straight to the source, and rely on contemporary records whenever possible.

Our research methodology was simple: look at anything we could get our hands on that remotely might have anything to do with the ‘ukulele: newspapers, magazines, city directories, court, church, tax, immigration and census records, oral histories, business records, catalogs, brochures and other ephemera, sheet music, songbooks, copyright registrations, auction records, ebay listings, novels and short stories, and movies and newsreels.

When is the book coming out and how can we get hold of it?

I’m still working on rounding up all the illustrations, but the text is done and if all goes according to plan the University of Hawai’i Press will be able to bring it out next year. Anyone should be able to order it from a local bookstore, Amazon, or direct from UH Press.

What would you say was the most important moment in the history of the ukulele?

That’s a question that will trigger an endless string of arguments. Looking back over the past 130 years, one thing that has fascinated me is not a particular moment in time, but the repeated role that technology has played in popularizing this little acoustic instrument.

After the turn of the century, phonograph records played an important role in building a fad out of the ‘ukulele and Hawaiian music, first on the West Coast and then nationwide.

After 1922, the ‘ukulele was a major beneficiary of the explosive popularity of radio, which made is possible for it to be heard effortlessly in a way that wasn’t possible on stage.

In the early 50s, it was the new medium of television that Arthur Godfrey used as a platform to spread the gospel of the ‘ukulele. (The ‘ukulele was associated with TV from the very beginning: the first public demonstration of television in 1928 featured radio announcer Louis Dean strumming a ‘ukulele and singing “Ain’t She Sweet?”)

And today, it’s the Web that has helped fuel the so-called third wave, giving the international ‘ukulele community a tool to build that community. John and I met each other online, and it wasn’t until we had been collaborating for more than two years that we met in person.

What’s the biggest misconception about the history of the ukulele?

I’ve always been surprised by the number of people I’ve met who didn’t know that the ‘ukulele was introduced to Hawai’i from Madeira. The myth of its native Hawaiian origins has been debunked many times, but the ‘ukulele has been so closely associated with the Islands for so long that it has become the misconception that will never die.

The ukulele went from foreign invention to the heart of the Hawaiian tradition in a very short time. Why was it adopted so quickly? And why was it so enthusiastically accepted by the royal family?

Then as now, the ‘ukulele had the attractive benefits of being small, portable, and easy to tune and play. The Madeiran practice of street serenading was shared by the Hawaiians, who were engaged in a growing love affair with the guitar in the last quarter of the 19th century.

Many members of the royal family, including the “heavenly four” – Kalakaua, Lili’uokalani, Likelike, and Leileiohoku – were talented musicians and multi-instrumentalists. Leileiohoku died in 1877 and Likelike ten years later, but there are contemporary accounts that show that Kalakaua and Lili’uokalani both played the ‘ukulele. Royal patronage has always been an effective marketing tool for almost anything.

However, it’s also important to consider the broader social and political context into which the machete was introduced: a period of convulsive political conflict that pitted native Hawaiians against a powerful haole elite. At stake was nothing less than the fate of the monarchy and Hawaiian independence. That’s why we believe that the most significant change the original ‘ukulele makers made was their decision to make all-koa instruments, in defiance of European convention.

Koa was intimately associated with the monarchy in the nineteenth century: the first royal throne was made of koa; the cradle for the heir of Kamehameha IV was made of koa; Hawaiian royalty slept in koa beds and was buried in koa coffins. Koa appealed directly to the patriotism of native Hawaiians, one of the reasons both Jose do Espirito Santo and Dias advertised instruments “made of Hawaiian wood.” An all-koa ‘ukulele was a symbol of aloha aina – love of the land – at a time when Hawaiian sovereignty was threatened.

With all the hardship it entailed, why did the original uke makers leave Madeira for Hawaii.

By the time my great-great grandfather was in his late thirties, he had survived a cholera epidemic, a prolonged famine, and two plagues that devastated the vineyards that were then the basis of the Madeiran economy. Poverty, famine, and overpopulation triggered massive emigration, much of it illegal, beginning in the 1830s to such places as Demerara (today’s Guyana). The emigration to Hawai’i was simply part of a larger pattern that had begun decades earlier.

How did the uke’s image turn from being associated with Hawaii to adoption by flappers and other jazzy types?

You can begin to see the shift as early as 1909, when Oliver Ditson came out with T.H. Rollinson’s ‘ukulele method — the first published on the mainland. The first method by Ernest Kaai, which had come out three years earlier, contained almost all Hawaiian songs; Rollinson’s had only American tunes.

The biggest market for both methods was on the West Coast, where the ‘ukulele was adopted early by college students: it began making appearances at Stanford, Berkeley and Mills as early as 1900. By 1914, glee clubs at Princeton, MIT and Dartmouth were featuring ‘ukulele in performances.

The popularity of the ‘ukulele after the Pan-Pacific International Exposition in San Francisco in 1915 was based in part on the fact that it was already being played by young people all across the country. (For Christmas 1914, for example, you could have bought a ‘ukulele in Cleveland, Des Moines, Tucson, Portland, Ore., or Racine, Wisc.)

When you think about it, the ‘ukulele is an ideal instrument for teenagers: small, portable, relatively inexpensive, easy to play, and, judging from the amount of abuse aimed at it throughout the 20s, annoying as hell to lots of adults.

The Ukulele Hall of Fame hasn’t had any inductees for a few years. Is it still a going concern?

It is. I serve on the board, and while there hasn’t been an induction recently, other programs are still active, including the website and our grant program to help fund the purchase of ‘ukuleles for classroom instruction. Tom and Nuni Walsh deserve much of the credit for keeping the UHOF a going concern.

There’s recently been a campaign to include Tiny Tim in the Ukulele Hall of Fame. How do you feel about his contribution to the ukulele?

If you read contemporary news coverage of Tiny Tim’s career, you find that the first reactions to him were just as evenly split as opinion is today. Life magazine compared his first album to Sgt. Pepper, while Time called him “the most bizarre entertainer this side of Barnum & Bailey.” Reviewers rarely said anything about his ‘ukulele playing, focusing instead on his long hair, fluttering hands, falsetto voice, and unconventional lifestyle. He certainly had an encyclopedic knowledge of early Tin Pan music, and there’s no question that he defined the ‘ukulele for modern American audiences, just as George Formby defined it in England.

Mumford & Sons – The Cave (Tab and Chords)

Mumford & Sons – The Cave (Chords)

So we’re all playing ukulele because of Mumford and Sons. According to the London Evening Standard and STV. Having inspired a ukulele boom is quite an achievement considering:

a) they released their debut album long after the resurgence began;
b) they’re not much known across the pond;
c) they don’t play ukuleles and
d) their big hit is in the key of E guaranteeing annoyed ukers.

Yes, this one is in E. So I’ve taken the usual step of moving it up to F for ease of playing. That means you’ll have to tune down half a step if you want to play along with the original. But it’s a top notch tune so worth the bother.

Twiddly Bits

The Cave (Intro Tab)


Intro and Verse

Even with the tuning down, this one takes a bit of finagling on uke. The picking I use is:

g and C = Thumb
E = Index
A = Middle

Suggested Strumming

All you need here is simple Strum #1 from the Strum Book: all down strums. But in the exciting parts, feel free to throw in any up strums you deem fit.

Chord Inversions

From the D minor chord in the chorus, I like to use these inversions of the chords:

Vertigo Smyth, Peter Delaney: UkeTube

The imminent arrival of Charlie Connelly‘s new book about Ireland has obviously got me excited as this week includes two Irish troubadours – Vertigo Smyth and Peter Delaney – displaying plenty of glum-fun.

Also this week: Katie Herzig (making very effective use of the dual ukes), some Indian/hair-rock fusion (*resists the temptation to comment on the Eleuke contest*) and any week Agathe and Fine make a new video it’s going to be my favourite of the week.

And do watch Gina&Stones if you haven’t yet. Even Lily Allen is tweeting about it.

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aNueNue Signature Ukuleles: Ukulele Window Shopping

There’s a long history of ukulele makers putting famous people’s names on a ukulele in the hope of bumping sales from the Roy Smeck with Harmony and Arthur Godfrey with Vega to Jake Shimabukuro with Kamaka and Joe Brown with Kala. Connecting all these people is the fact that they are, or were, famous. aNueNue have gone down a different route and created signature ukuleles for people who, I think it’s safe to say, can safely walk down the street without constant boob-signing requests: Manitoba Hal, Gerald Ross, Steven Sproat and, most recently, The Re-entrants.

It’s an interesting tactic. As much as I like the Re-entrants, I’m not too keen on having a ukulele with either of their names emblazoned on it. With aNueNue being a new brand, I think the aim of it may be to increase awareness of them by associating them with some players well respected in the uke world rather than selling these particular ukes.

All of which raises a few questions for you to answer in the comments: Do these signature models make you more likely to buy an aNueNue? Who should aNueNue sign up? And, should aNueNue come a-knocking, what would your signature ukulele look like?

Friday Links

Some weeks there’s not much going on.

Gina&Stones will explode your brain with sexy. Games’s over, go home, they just won the internet.

Paul Smith designer ukulele. And here’s the man himself with it (thanks to Paul).

UOGBfrogsfan interview the UOGB.

Kate Micucci has landed another cute ukulele girl sitcom role.

Tally’s song about How I Met Your Mother is going to be on their DVD (and she should have asked for more money).

Pictures: Sous Bois Richealieu, Sib et son Martin Style 0, American Eagle, Joele..ed mio cappello, painted uke.

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