As I mentioned before, even professional writers are unable to spell ukulele correctly. So, it’s no surprise that humble eBay sellers get it wrong too. Luckily, there is a way to exploit the illiteracy and carelessness of others for your own greedy, money-grubbing ends. Read the rest of this entry »

A quick round up of my favourite ukulele videos uploaded to YouTube recently (in no particular order).

Mark ‘JazzUkes’ Occhionero – A Blossom Fell

A version of a song best known, to me at least, in a version by Nat King Cole. The chords for which you can find here.

Brian Hefferan – Foggy Mountain Breakdown

A blistering version of the tune made famous by the banjo of Earl Scruggs. You can see Scruggs playing the tune along with Steve Martin (yes, the ukulele playing Steve Martin), Jerry Douglas and Albert Lee here.

Mercedes Landazuri РEl Chulla Quite̱o

Shigeto Takahashi

There are plenty of great performances up from the recent New York Uke Fest, but this one caught me completely by surprise. I had, and still have, no idea who he is. But, judging by these performances, I want to hear a lot more from him.

There are some occasions so dull that only a significant amount of alcohol can get you through: weddings, baseball games, a day at work. High on the list has to be spelling bees. A group of writers in San Fransisco came to the same conclusion and put together a drunken spelling bee. After successful spellings of words as complex as “verisimilitude” and “anamnesis”, one word felled three contestants in a row. That word: ‘ukulele’.

Another time drinking is necessary, is at karaoke. I always insist I will not do karaoke unless I can do the song Tequila – I am entirely unwilling to sing any more than three words. But give me a uke and I’ll play this tune all night. Read the rest of this entry »

My belief that the ukulele is a force for goodwill between all in the world rivaled only by industrial quantities of marijuana took a beating today. It was reported that kids at a school in Guam were using ukulele’s to smuggle implements of destruction to mutilate fellow (willing) classmates with. There are no shortage of people who value the uke for it’s noggin’ battering qualities. Thou shalt not use ukuleles to get into girls’ pants/Use it to smash over their heads.

My faith, however, has been restored by Night of 100 Ukes. Read the rest of this entry »

Given Arcade Fire’s penchant for strange instruments such as French horns, the hurdy-gurdy, the sackbut and the Tuvan nose-banjo, it’s a huge oversight of them not to have used a ukulele.

Happily for us, their latest single, Keep The Car Running, fits very nicely on the ukulele. Read the rest of this entry »

“The ukulele is a noble little instrument… anyone serious about music will eventually come to play one.” Bob Brozman.

Like West Ruislip Golf Course Clubhouse, you play ukulele twice in your lifetime; once when you start out and once when you’ve seen it all.

Thanks to it’s suitability for tiny fingers, it’s ease of learning and the fact that, unlike the recorder and the violin, it produces a noise preferable to being violently stabbed in the ear with an ice-pick; it is becoming the number one choice for school instruments.

The general assumption seems to be that the ukulele a great instrument for kids to get to grips with music before they move on to play a proper instrument. Not only does this massively underestimate the potential of the uke, it is also legally inaccurate. The matter of the ukulele’s status as ‘real instrument’ rather than toy was decided by the American Federation of Musicians in New York in 1950.

For the experienced musician the ukulele presents something invaluable: restrictions. It creates the challenge of creating exciting and interesting music with a limited number of notes. It forces more harmonic ingenuity and more creative rhythms. The ukulele proves the adage that it isn’t size that matters, it’s what you do with it that counts.

There are few instruments in the world that can compete with the ukulele. It’s inexpensive, portable and easy to learn. It can be used as a cheerful novelty or to express heartbreak. It can give a simple strummed accompaniment or for displays of great virtuosity. It’s the greatest instrument the world has ever known.